This, folks, is one of my worst nightmares. And let me tell you, now that he knows, it is one of the man’s as well.
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Do not pretend that your vegan “cheese” is cheese. Your gluten free “biscuits” are not biscuits. Your vegan “pizza” IS NOT PIZZA
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Eat the bread, people, eat all the fucking bread.
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Some women miss the waistline, or complain about their ass, me, I can handle that. Its the tits, y’all. Just…..Jesus.
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I have in my hand some sort of cookie that has jam in it. But as I am trying to eat it, the jam begins to replicate itself until it is spilling down my arm and puddling on the table.
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Your body is more energy than it is mass. Really, look it up. The reason that your body isn’t flying off into a million tiny little atoms is because the energetic force of the universe is holding it together.
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